Halloween Headstones and Funny Epitephs 

Funny tombstones remind us that death and dying do have their humorous side. They remind us, more than anything else, to laugh while we yet can. Below are some humorous tombstone epitaphs commemorating the depository of all funny bones

Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
-- Tombstone in England

I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
-- Vermont

As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you.
-- Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde)

Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Boot Hill Arizona

John Brown is filling his last cavity.
-- Dentist's Tombstone

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
-- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA

Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.
-- Tombstone in England

To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.
-- Written on the tombstone in reply to one above

The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
-- England Tombstone

Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod; Pease shelled out and went to God.
-- Massachusetts Tombstone

Gone away, Owin' more than he could pay.
-- England

Alien tears will fill for him; Pity's long-broken ern. For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.
-- Oscar Wilde's Tombstone

Highlight for Album: Real Funny Headstones
Album: Real Funny Headstones
Changed: 06/18/2008
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